Girl: Jannu, Tumhare Bina 'Zee' Nahi Lagta. Pappu: 'Zee' Nahi Lagta Toh 'Sony' Ya 'Colors' Laga Lo. Woh Bhi Achhe Channel Hain!
Boy: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho? Girl: Arz Maarti Hu: Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada; Samjha Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada; Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada; Hey Ishqzade, Tu Hi Hai Woh, 'HaramZada'!
A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator. Shopkeeper: Casio? Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?
Boy: Motivate Kar. Girl: Kisko? Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska? Girl: Kiska? Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!
Love affair in School: Girl's way: A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back & Sees the boy Sitting on the last bench & says - "Thank God, Stupid Aaya Hai!" Boy's way: Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class, all his friends start shouting "Abey Teri Wali Aa Gayi"!
Kya Aapki Girl Friend Ke Paas Yeh Sab Hai? Sulagta Jism? Nashili Ankhen? Kanp-kapate Honth? Tharthrata Badan? Agar hai.. . . . . To Usko SWINE FLU Hua Hai!